SMS All New (Winter)

Winter

Apko Hamari Taraf Se Cool Cool Air Hot Hot Lehaf Blankit Sweaters Socks Gloves Shoes Muflar
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Kya aap Jante hai WINTER mein har din
aprox 2 crore gallon water save hota hai.
Ajeeb lag raha hai na per ye sach hai…
HAPPY WINTER SEASON
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Jab bhi winter season ati hai,
Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai.
Dil socta hai mera bar-bar,
Mera inner kab lautaoge yaar
Happy Winter season
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Aap K Pas Aa K Ruk Jaon
Na Bethon Na Bolon
Bus Apki
Ankhon Me
Kinu Ka Chilka Nichor K Bhaag Jaaun
Happy Orange Season
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Main 2 Phoolo Wali Razai Ly Kr
Soo Raha Tha ..!
Kambhakt Koi Raat Me Phoolo Ko
Paani Dy Gya ....
Hi Hi Bri Sardi Hy
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Wo Aaj Bhi Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hai,
Kisi Ny Aik Br Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho
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Aaj aik Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj aik Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj aik Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj aik Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj aik Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pta.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !
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Summer Is Gone Winter Has Arrived
So Let Go your Worries Put them A Side...
Laugh Out Loud & Smile Wide...
Let Others Listen you Cackles...
Enjoy Life's Ride.. A New Season Has Begun,
Let Happiness Guide...
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the taste of Oranges
the walk in Frost
the Golden Sunlight
Da Charm of Autumn Colors
Da Magic of Wet Red Leaves
the Warmth of Feelings & Care
"Happy Winter"
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Winter time
Cold wind blows
I wait for you
Withe open doors.
Here I'm cold & blue,
come Sweetheart
Waiting for u.
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sard mausam ka maazaaj kitna alag sa hai
taveel raat main intazaar kitna alag sa hai
dhund bani naqab, aur chupa lia sitaron ko
unki tanhaai ka ab ihsas kitna alag sa hai
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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
My beauty of every season give your heart a beautiful reason
Happy Winter Season.
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Winter, winter, everywhere
Shows its face, its eyes, its hair
Winter, winter, freezing cold
enjoyed by many, young & old.
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Lovely as a snowflake
Drifting from the blue
God's greatest blessing come to me
In the form of you..
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Winter time isz full of lite
Winter time is big & brite
Winter time is full of fun
Winter time has lots of sun
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Winter is Here.
If You Want To Protect Yourself from Cold.
Then
Just...
Go To Hell.
Suna Hai Wahan Garmi Hoti Hai.
Sardiyan Mast Guzrengi.
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2 Baar Lips Pe.
2 Baar Gaal Pe.
1 Martaba Mathay Pe.
2 Baar Eyes Pe.
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na
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Mausam Ne Li Angrai,
Aur Humne Orhi Razai,
Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,
Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,
Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya
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Apko Hamari Taraf Se Cool Cool Air Hot Hot Lehaf Blankit Sweaters Socks Gloves Shoes Muflar
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The First Gush Of Chilly Winds! The Familiar Anticipation Of Long Walks! Cold Nose, Numb Feet, Warm Breaths! The Fog! The Vermillion Tree Leaves! Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
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/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” (,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,, OOooo….Sardi. “HAPPY WINTER SEASON” Enjoy the winter
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Surd Raaton Ko Satati He Jodaee Teri Aag Bojhti Nahi Seeny Men Lagaee Teri Tum Jo Kehty Thy Bichur Kar Men Sukon Paa Lon Ga Phir Kiyon Rotee He Mery Dar Per Tunhai Teri
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Aa Ja Keh Abi Zabat Ka Mosam Nhi Guzra Aa Ja Keh Abi Barf Paharo Pe Jami Hi Khushboo’n Ke Dareechon Se Sitaron Ki Haddon Tak Es Shehr Me Sab Kuch Hi Bas Teri Kami Hai?
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DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.
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SMS All New (Valentine Day)

Valentine Day

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you.
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If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
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C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
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Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
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Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
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Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing...
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Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
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Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
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I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
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D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
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Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
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Q:Wat is luv?
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
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SMS All New (Teacher Day)

Teacher Day

May be u donno me,
May be u never noticed me
sitting on last bench
May be u hv beaten me sometime
But still we love you teacher…
Thankyou being their for us all the time
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I like a teacher who gives you
something to take home to think
about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things
to take home. Thank you Teacher
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Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day
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Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us,
inspiring us and making us
what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day 2012
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I found guidance, friendship,
discipline and love, everything,
in one person. And that person
is you (name of your teacher)
Happy Teachers Day 2012
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Teachers Day
The way you teach…
The knowledge you share…
The care you take…
The love you shower..
Makes you…
The world’s best teacher…
Happy Teacher’s Day!
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Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!

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If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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May be u donno me,
May be u never noticed me sitting on last bench
May be u hv beaten me sometime
But still we love you teacher…
Thank you being their for us all the time
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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We will always be thankful to you,
For all the hard work and efforts you have put in,
for educating us.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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Teachers who inspire know that
teaching is like cultivating a garden
and those who would have nothing
to do with thorns must never
attempt to gather flowers.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!

We are fortunate
we had a teacher
as wonderful
loving and caring
as you
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge
and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image,
but to develop students who can create their own image.
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride
Happy Teachers Day..!!!
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Teachers Day
The way you teach…
The knowledge you share…
The care you take…
The love you shower..
Makes you…
The world’s best teacher…
Happy Teachers Day..!!!

Le gaye aap is school ko us mukaam par,
garv se uthte hai hamare sar,
hum rahe na rahe ab kal,
yaad aayenge aap ke saath bitaye hue pal,
teacher.. aapki zarurat rahengi hame har pal
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You Guided Me When I Was Lost
You Suported Me
When I Was Weak
You Have Enlightened me all through..
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Remembering you with respect
and affection for making each lesson
for enjoyable session..
HAPPY TEACHERs DAY
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I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you

Happy Teachers Day!
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Teacher is someone patiently who stands by us
who insliting the essence of life.
You are wonderful teachers
who proved that learning can be joyous
and pleasant experience
wishing you a
HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY
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To his/her students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you!
Happy Teachers Day!

SMS All New (Sorry)

Sorry

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?
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A Good Apology has 3 Parts – 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..
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Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!
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Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego.
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I am sorry, i love you
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
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SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba “SORRY” means S – SOME O – ONE”S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.
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I”m sorry to be smiling every time you”re near. I”m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you”re here. I”m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I”m sorry I love you, I can”t help it.

SMS All New (Shayari)

Shayari

Bhulna hamari aadat nahi, Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai,
Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath, Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga,
Magar Hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
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Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua,
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi
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Har cheez tumhari lauta di
Hum le ke nahi kuch sath chale
Phir dosh na dena ay logo
Hum dekh lo khali hath chale
Ye raah akele kaati hai
Yahan sath na koi yaar chale
Us paar najaney kya payein
Iss paar to sab kuch haar chale
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Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
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Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah,
seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah,
gham ke raste pe na chodna akele,
warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah
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Ai muhabbat tere anjam pe rona aaya
Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham
Manzile ishq mein har mukaam pe rona aaya
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Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Who inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye
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Aap ka ashiana dil me basa rakha hai,
Aap ki yado ko seene se laga rakha hai,
pata nahi yaad aate hai Aap hi kyo?
vaise dost to humne auro ko bhi bana rakha hai.
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Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge,
hum tuj par aitbaar kar lenge,
tum yeh to kaho hum tumhare hai,
hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge
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Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
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Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse jod de.
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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai.
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Dil me kuch nahi aaj dard k siwa, Ankhon main kuch nahi aaj teri yaad k siwa
Tum chorhna mat kabhi saath mera, Zindagi main kuch nahi tere sath k siwa
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Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane ko ji karta hai,
Toot jate hain hum phir b umar bhar jine ko ji karta hai
Kaise keh dein apna nahi paraya hai wo, Jise har lamha pyar karne ko ji karta hai
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Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..
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Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya, Zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya
Lakhon phulon mein se ek phool chuna hum ne, Jo kanto se b gehri chuban de gaya
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Tum se duri ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga
Jab bhi tumhe bhulane ki koshish ki dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi paas aane laga
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Nafratain thi to woh izhaar bhi kar sakta tha, jab koi shakhs mujhe pyar bhi kar sakta tha
Hosla he na dia zabt-e-muhabbat ne kabhi, warna ae dost main iqraar bhi kar sakta tha
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Dekho koi wada na karo bhool jao gay, Meri yaad zyada na karo bhool jao gay,
Main aaun to ker lena gilay shikway saray, Abhi se irada na karo bhool jao gay.

SMS All New (Sad)

Sad

jaise chahte the hum unhe…
vo bhi humein chahte toh kya baat thi…
pane ka arman toh tha… bin mange mil jate toh kya baat thi…
is dil mein pyar tha itna… vo jaan lete to kya baat thi…
humne manga tha unko khuda se…
vo bhi hamein mang lete toh kya baat thi…
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kisi ke vaade par jindagi tabah kar baithe,
deewangi me ye kaisa gunah kar baithe,
ek chand ki aarzoo ke liye,
apni haseen raton ki fanah kar baithe..
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unhone jab dil ka haal batana chod dia,
hamne bhi unke kareeb jana chod dia,
jab unko hi ehsas nahi doori ka,
to hamne bhi ehsas dilana chod dia..
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jaankar bhi wo muze jaan na paye,
aajtak wo muze pehchan na paye,
khud hi karli bewafai humne,
taki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..
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mukaddar ka garib dil ka amir tha,
milkar bichadna mera naseeb tha,
chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha..
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mukaddar ka garib dil ka amir tha,
milkar bichadna mera naseeb tha,
chah kar bhi kuch kar na sake hum,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha..
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na pucho mere sabr ki inteha kahan tak hai,
wo karle sitam uski takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
ab dekhna hai wo bewafa kahan tak hai..
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hamen pyaar ka hisab bahin aata,
unka palatkar jawab nahin aata,
hum hain ki unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata..
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kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jata hai,
kabhi kisi anjaan sse pyaar ho jata hai,
jaruri nahi jo khushi de usi se pyaar ho,
dil todne walon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai..
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unke chehre par noor is kadar hai,
ki unki yaad me rona bhi manzoor hai,
bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko,
kyunki pyaar to hamne kia tha wo to bekasur hai..
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pakar kuch khone ka maza aur hai,
band aankhon se rone ka maza aur hai,
aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
us gazal me tere hone ka maza aur hai.
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zindagi hai nadan is liye chup hun,
dard hi dard hai subah sham isliye chup hun,
keh dun zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isliye chup hun..
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umeed pe hum jiye jate hai,
zaher bhi dawa samaz kar piye jate hai,
ek wo hai ke aane ka naam nahin lete,
aur hum hai ke unka intezaar kiye jate hai..
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Is tarah intezar ka dard hoga socha na tha,
Bewajah dil toot jayega socha na tha,
Socha tha ab kabhi pyar nahi karenge,
Par har baar dil yu hi naadaani karega socha na tha...
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Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,
Tadapne ke liye sirf yaad reh jati hai,
Kya Farak padta hai dil ho ya koyla,
Jalne ke baad to sirf raakh rah jati hai…
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tum jaam tutne ka bahana na karo,
hum tumhari aankhon se pi lenge,
tum na aao bus aane ka wada karo,
hum saari umar intezaar me jee lenge..
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Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum...
Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum..
Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa...
Aur jamaane ki najar me bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum...
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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hai
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utra chand humare aangan me
sitaro ko yeh gawara na thaa,
hum to sitaro se bhi bagawat kar lete,
magar wo chand hi humara na tha..
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Hazaro ki ginti to hame nahi aati,
par khayal kuch aisa hai,
ke ret ka har zarra agar nayab hira ban jaye,
to tohfe me aapko registan dene ki khwaish rakhte hai.
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Ho nahi sakta mujhe teri yaad na aaye,
bhul k bhi tujhe bhulun wo ehsaas na aaye,
tu bhule to teri marzi,
MAIN bhulu to agli saans na aaye.
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Har raat ek naam yaad aata hai,
Kabhi subah kabhi sham yaad aata hai.
jab sochta hu ke kar lu dusri mohobbat,
Par fir Pehli Mohobbat ka ANJAAM Yaad ata hai.
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Pyar kehte hai aise jazbe ko
Dard me doob kar sambhalne KO
kisi ki yaadon me barbab ho kar raat bhar karvatein badalne KO
unke chere ki ek hasin jhalak k liye
jano dil unpe nisar karne KO.

SMS All New (Rakhi)

Rakhi

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha,
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo,
Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.
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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world  -badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember
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Near or far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"
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"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
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To the outside world, we all grow old.
But not to brothers and sisters.
We know each other as we always were.
We know each other"s hearts.
We share private family jokes.
We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
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BHAGWAN KARE JIVAN ME
APKO KHUSHIYA HAZAAR MILE,
MUJHSE BHI ACHHA YAAR MILE,
APKI GIRLFRIEND APKI RAKHI BANDHE,
AUR APKO EK AUR BAHAN KA PYAR MILE.
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Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai!
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.
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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
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HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL,
RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
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Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!
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Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Sama Tah Suhana Suhag Raat Ka Tha
Bahana Dulha Mood Me Tha
K Dulhan Se Sune Koi Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya Gana
??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Bhaiya Mere Rakhi K Bandhan Ko Nibhana
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Har Ilzam Ka Haqdar Vo Hame Bana Jati Hai
Har Khata Ki Saza Vo Hume Bata Jaati Hai
Hum Har Baar Khamosh Rah Jate Hai Kyonki Who
Har Baar Raksha Bandhan Ka Darr Dikha Jaati Hai
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Holi Karati Tan Ki Safai
Diwali karati Dhan Ki Safai
Rakhi Karati Man Ki Safai
Aur Patni Karati Man Ki Safai...

SMS All New (Naughty)

Naughty

Aisi Kon see cheez hai jo woman me agay hoti hai or cow me peeche.?
Its= ” W ”
W-OMAN
CO-W
Her waqt negative mat socha karo :)
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Ek bacha apni maa se: Papa ne mujhe kiss nahi ki
Maa: Beta apne ABC nahi sunayi hogi?
Beta: To kaam wali ne konsi sunayi thee…
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Funny Fact About Cars
Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
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Dua hai apki achi nokri ho, 1 achi CHOKRI ho
Apko MISS karay, Mujhe KISS karay
Apko PUPPI de, Mujhe JHAPPI de
Apse PYAR kare, Mujhse IQRAR kare
Apke sath ROYE, Mere sath SOYE
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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
“Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”
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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class :)
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Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye
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Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!
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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
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When an APPLE becomes red…
It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
VOTE…!!
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English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
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Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
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He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
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Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…

SMS All New (Monsoon)

Monsoon

Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo khana hai sona thodi hai.
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Besan ki roti,
Nimbu ka achhar,Doston ki khushi,
Apno ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain,
kisi ka intezar,
Mubarak ho aapko,
Barish ki bahar.Happy Monsoon.
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Barish ki
1Bund
apko Khushi de,
2Bund
Hasi de,
3Bund
Tandurasti de,
4Bund
Kamyabi de,
5Bund
Bas na
Sardi ho jaye gi na fr apko!!.Happy monsoon
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First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams...
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har mausam tere naam ka ho
pyar ka har khat tere naam ka ho
tere liye hi hai ye mausam
baris ka har katara tere khushi k naam ka ho.
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Bhise mausam ki bhigi suruat
Bhigi si yaad Bhuli hui bat
Wo bhigi si si ankhe
Wo bhiga hua saath
Mubarak ho aapko aaj ki khubsurat barsat.
From- Chandroday Mishra
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Bohat dino se thi ye ASMAAN ki saazish.
Aj puri hui uski khuwahish.
Bheeg lo apno ko yad kar k.
MUBARAK ho apko is mausam ki ye pehli BAARISH
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Aey barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itne baras ki wo jaa na sake.
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Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi...
Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai...
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai...
Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi...
Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai...
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai...
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai...
Aa Rahi Hai...Aa Rahi Hai...
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The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.
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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
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The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
"Happy first rain of Summer"
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///// //// /////
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.//" ////@@@////
/^"
"""""hApPy
//////rAINy
""""""/"///daY/////
With
Pleasent
///"""gud" ///NOON/
///
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Aaj Ki Is Baarish Mei
Phir Wohi Saa Manzar Hy
Phir Wohi Si Boondain Han
Phir Wohi Si Thandak Hy
Phir Wohi Sa Sub Kuch Hy

Par

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Mei
Saath Tm Nhi Ho To
Aankh Nm Si Kitni Hy
Saans Tang Si Ktni Hy
Rooh Pyasi Ktni Hy
Yeh Udaasi Ktni Hy

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Mei....
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If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!
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Rain rain go away ,
come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday
that's y rain come today
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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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Promise me we R true friends:
I'm lamp, U'r light.
I'm coke, U'r Sprite.
I'm (sawan)rain, U'r badal.
I'm normal, U'r pagal.
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SMS All New (Miss You)

Miss You

ALLAH BACHAYE!!

Pagal Biwi Se
Purane TV Se
Dubai Ke Sheikh Se
Naaii Ke Shave Se
Aurat Ki Bewafai Se
Purani Mithai Se
Haram Ki Kamayi Se
Aur,
AAP KI JUDAI SE
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Barish ki boondon ko apni hatheli main samet kar dekho, jitni boonden tum samet payi utna yad tum hamain kartay ho, jitni boonde gir jayen utna yad ham tumhe karte hain.
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Chaman ko sajaye hoye buhut din hoye… Tumhe pass aaye buhut din hoye… Kisi din achanak chalay aao tum… Humain muskuraye hoye buhut din hoye!!
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Socks ki smell se ziada, Murree ki snow se ziada, Jacobabad ki garmi se ziada, Adnan Sami ki churbi se ziada…. I MISS YOU!!!
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Phool ki tarah hanstay raho to hum khush hain, Dil khol kar jiya karo to hum khush hain
Ye nahi kehte k roz call karo, Bus SMS kiya karo to hum khush hain
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Roshni – Kab kam hoi pata na chala
Khushi – kab gham hoi pata na chala
Yad – Tumhari me khoye kuch is tarah
Aankh – kab num hoi pata na chala
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Hont nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka shayed nazar se wo baat hojaye
is umeed se karte hain intizar raat ka k shayed sapno me apse mulaqat hojaye
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Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy with someone but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone.
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Chand lamho ki zindagani hai nafraton se jiya nahi kartay
lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni paregi, dost to ab yad kiya nahi kartay
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Ham aapko itna yad karte hain jitna aap hamain yad karte hain
farq sirf itna hai k ham yad kar k SMS karte hain, aap SMS perh kar yaad karte hain
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Waqt guzarta raha per sanse thami si thee
muskura rahay thay ham per aankho main nami sii thee
saath hamaray ye jahan tha saara
per na jaanay kyon tumhari kami sii thee
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Whenever I miss you I won’t look 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel YOU.
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When I am walking in front of you – I am protecting you. When I’m beside you I am there for you, when I’m behind you I am watching over you. When I am alone I am thinking of you.
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Ishq k saharay jiya nahi kartay, Gham k pyalon ko piya nahi karte
Kuch nawab dost hain hamaray, Jinko yad na karo to wo sms kiya nahi karte
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Dear SMS! Unko hello kehna.. save karay to thanks kehna.. delete kare to maaf kar dena aur agar perh kar mujhe yad kare to kehna … I MISS YOU!!!
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A raindrop looks very small to the eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower waits for it. A msg seems very small to you but it means somewhere someone remembers you :-)
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Usay main yaad ati hon fursat k lamhon main… Magar ye bhi sach hai k usay fursat nahi milti.
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Aap jaise log khuch khas lagtay hain, isliye ham apse ehsaas rakhte hain
na janay kab aa jaye apka sms, isliye mobile hamesha dil k pass rakhte hain
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When I am not messaging you it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten you. I am just giving you time to MISS ME.
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Be qadar hogaye hain kuch dost hamaray, jo hamari zaroorat tak mehsoos nahi karte
kabhi buhut batain kiya karte thay humse, ab sms tak nahi kiya karte
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I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing You.
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Kismat pe aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkar kisko hai
Kuch majbooriyan hain mere dost, warna judayi se pyar kisko hai
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Ab is dil se gawara nahi hota, Inbox main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota
Bhool kar hi SMS kar diya karo, Sirf yad karne se to guzara nahi hota
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Rooth gaye hamaray sab chahne walay, Rooth gaye hamain sab mananay walay
Ab to mobile bhi humse poochta hai, kahan gaye tujhe roz SMS karne walay?
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Save a space for me in your heart and not in your mind. The mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers, Like now I remember you and thats from my heart :)
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Koi hai jo dua kiya karta hai, Apno main mujhe bhi gina karta hai, buhut khush naseeb samajte hain khud ko ham, Door reh kar bhi koi hamain yaad kiya karta hai.
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Whenever I miss you stars fall down from the sky…
So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
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Intizar… Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska…. Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.
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Tanhayi main fariyad to kar sakte hain… Viranay ko abad to kar sakte hain… Kia hoa unse mil nahi sakte to, Dil se unhe yad to kar sakte hain

SMS All New (Love)

Love

"For it was not into my ear you whispered - but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed - but my soul."
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Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !
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"If you love somebody,
let them go.
If they return, they were always yours.
If they don't, they never were."
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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."
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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !
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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U
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Where ever
When ever
What ever
Always Remember
I m here for U for ever !
DEFINITELY U !
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Heart is like Crystal, Preserve it
Love is like perfume, Spread it
Feelings are like flood, Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella, share it
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I have a pair of Eyes But can t See U every day.
I have a pair of Ears But can t hear your voice every time.
But I have only 1 heart that cares 4 u every day !
DEFINITELY U !
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NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !
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Sacrifice everything for a Friend
But don't Sacrifice a friend for Anything.
DEFINITELY U !
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Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.
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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile
DEFINITELY U !

SMS All New (Independence Day)

Independence Day

A nice Independence Day Shayari Sms,
Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi mili zindagi is chaman mein
Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!
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Advance Independence Day Sms
Aazad bharat k nikammo, kal agar valntines day hota to aj se hi msg ki line lag jati..
Ab kaam band karo aur sabko msg karo.. mere tafar se Happy Independence Day in advance :)
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A nice Independence Day Sms wish
Freedom is a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.
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A nice Independence Day Saying
On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us..
NOW AND ALWAYS!
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The flag of my country furls very high
Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day
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Jai Hind - Happy Independence Day
Valentine, Friendship Day hardam rha yaad,
15 Aug pe SMS karna lagta hai barbad
Desh pe marnewalo ko ek baar to karo yaad,
Aur Zor se Sab bolo
INDIA ZINDABAD
JAI HIND
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Independence Day Sms Message
Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i'm thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Never forget their sacrifice
Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...
Happy Independence Day
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Funny Independence Day Message
Happy B'DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
oops its INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Happy Independence Day to you
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Funny Patriotic Message
Sacha DESHPREMI kaun hai?
Guess,
Guess,
Guess,
Guess,
Guess,
The one sitting on WESTERN TOILET IN 'INDIAN STYLE'
BOLO
BHARAT MATA KI JAI
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Quotes about nation
"No nation is perfect,
it needs to be made perfect"
Happy Independence day.
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Funny Independence Day Message
Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
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Our life is full of colours
Our life is full of Colors...
I hope this 15th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
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Wishing you a wonderful Independence Day
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper   Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya   Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*
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Independence Day Wish - direct dil se
Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se,
Aapko "Jashne Azadi Mubarak" direct dil se
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Independence Day Greetings with Poetry
Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad...
Wish u a very happy independence day
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Independence Day Poem
Let every patriot be honored;
Don't let politics get in the way.
Without them, freedom would have died;
What they did, we can't repay.
Happy Independence Day
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!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
Let's Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won't Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
HaPpY 63rd InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:
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Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice...
Happy Independence Day
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Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
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!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA
HINDUSTAN HAMARA
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Na sar jhuka hai kabhi
aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,
jo apne dum pe jiyen sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING
SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
HINDUSTAN JINDABAD
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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say I'm thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 64th Birth Day.
Its apna India.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Some things just can't be expressed in words
Some people just can't be lived without
Love can speak volumes even when words cant
So all i am going to say is ..
I love u.
Happy Independence Day sweetheart
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63 Years Ago...
A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .
Now,
A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .
Can Any One Help..??
((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))
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Your validity for taking a
bath expires on this 14th August.
Kindly recharge d validity by
taking a bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff and badbooo
So wish you a HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Happy B'DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
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31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
& 1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day
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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi,
mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na
sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.
Happy Independence Day!
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This is the day,
That Our nation sings
This is the day
That the liberty bell starts to ring
This is the day
We all start to remember
What We stand for
And to celebrate our Independence
We stand up high, as We
All start to cry
As we think about,
All that died
For you, for me, for our whole country
Risking there life
Each & everyday here is a salute
To all that lay ...
Happy Independence Day :)
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SARE JAHA SE ACHA HINDUSTHA HAMARA HUM BULBULE HAI
ISKE YE GULSITAH HAMARA
""""HAPPY INDEPENDES DAY"""""""""""""""""
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In this day THINK of our PAST and try to BUILT better FUTURE for ALL of us.. IT IS A DUTY OF ALL OF US!!
i am proud to be an INDIAN
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY :)
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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i'm thinking of you
in a very special way.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY...

SMS All New (HusbandWife)

HusbandWife

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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Patni maike jake pati ko roz phone kyon karti hai?
Kyon k pati ko yad rahe k musibat abhi tali nahi hai.
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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
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Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye :)
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
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Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti
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“Ghari aur biwi main kia farq hai?
ek bigarti hai to band hojati hai aur doosri bigarti hai to chaaloo hojati hai.”
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Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

SMS All New (Holi)

Holi

Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi.
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Rango tum, rangu mein,
Rangde sara ye jahaan,
Bass hassen aur gale lagen,
Aur bhulen dhusmani ka nishaan !
Holi Mubarak Ho !
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Khuda kare Har Sal chand Ban k aye
Din ka ujala shan Ban k aye
Kabhi dur na ho apke chehre se hansi
Ye Holi Ka teohar aisa mehman ban k aye..
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Rang Udaye Pichkari,
Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari,
Holi K Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De,
Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hmari.
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki rah mei,
Hasi chamakti rahi aap ki nigaah mei,
Kadam kadam par mile khusi ki bhaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar baar aaapko….
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Pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti,
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai
nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.

Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,
Taro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya,
Holi Ko Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Tumne Abhi Se Q Nahana Chhod Diya.
“Happy Holi”
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Holi Aayi
Satrangi Rango ki bauchar laayi
Dher Saari mithai Or mitha mitha
Pyar laayi
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe
PyarAur khusiyon Se bhari
Happy Holi 2012
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Rangoan Ke Tyohar Main Sabhi Rangoan Ki Ho Bharmaar,
Dher Saari Khushiyoan Se Bhar jaye Aapka Sansaar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan ji Se Hamari Har baar….
Holi Mubarak Ho!
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Oh dear, Holi is Here,
Pinch of Red n a pinch of green,
Joyful colors all are seen,
With love n with happiness..
Wishs of Holi all I mean !!
Dear, wishing you a colourful, joyful and loaded with happiness.
Happy Holi..!
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai…
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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!
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Socha ksi apny sy baat krain,
Apny ksi khaas ko yaad krain,
Kiya jo faisla holi mubarak khny ka,
Dil ny kha kyun na aap sy shruwat karain.
:: HOLI MUBARAK ::
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Best wishes to you for a
Holi filled with sweet moments
and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!
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Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
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Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi..
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Just like a red rose that fills
the world with beauty & fragrance…
u hav made my life so beautiful
by being in it. On Holi,
the festival of colors &
joy I wanna say thank u 4 all
the love & smiles u hav brought
2 my life. Happy Holi
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Some wordz can be left unsaid
Some feelings can b left unexpressed
Bt person like U can nvr b forgotton on this special day
Happy Holi
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Suraj ki kirnian, taaron ki bahar.
Chand ki chandni, apnon ka pyar.
Hr ghari ho khushaal.
Issi tarha Mubarak ho ap ko yah HOLI ka thwaar!
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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..
Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main,
Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..
Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main !
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Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
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Dil mein hai jo dard wo kise bataen,
Hanste hue zakhm kise dikhayen.
Kehati hai ye duniya hume khushnaseeb,
Magar naseeb ki dastaan kise sunaen.
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Na zuban se,
Na nigaho se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na Greeting se,
Na Gifts se,
Direct dil se *AAP* ko;
“HAPPY HOLY”
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Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.
Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI..
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Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.
Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
¢â‚¬Å“Happy Holi¢â‚¬Â.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

SMS All New (Happy New Year)

Happy New Year

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti!
Happy New Year 2012
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Tamam Sabuto or gawaho ko nazer m rakhte hue Message Padhne wale ko dhara 1-jan-2012 k tahat “Happy New Year” Kahte Hue Aap sab ko Zindgi bhar Khush rahne ki saza sunai jati hai.
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Har saal Aata hai
Har saal Jata hai
Iss saal aapko wo sab mile
Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai.
Happy New Year
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Happy New Year
Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai
Par Kya karoo
Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…
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Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai
Koi bhi galati ki ho
Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho
Koi bhi galati ho gayi
Koi bhi khata ki ho
tau please
please
please
please
aaj hi mafi maang lena
kyonki mai khoosh mood mai hoo…
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Phuool khilte rahe zivan ki rah me,khushi chamkti rahe apki nigah me,har kadm pe mile khushi ki bahar apko,ye dost deti he naye saal ki shubhkamnaye apko.Happy New Year 2012
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Hum Aapke Dill Main Rahte Hain!
Saare Dard Aap Ke Sahte Hai!
Koi Hum Se Pahle “Wish” na karde aapko!
is liye Phale “Happy New Year” Kahte hai..
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Naye Sapane
Naye Apne
Naye Vade
Naye Kasme
Naye Manzil
Naye Rahe
Nayi Baat
Naya Vishwas
Kooch Simple
Kooch Khas
Har Pal rahe Bindass
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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
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Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year.
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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
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Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,
Hamara bahut khayal rakha,
Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.
Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2011
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Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka,
apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New Year 2012.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko naya saal,
Hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year 2012.
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Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
Is Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai hum Dua Rab se,
Sar Jhukake..
Is Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke…
Happy New Year 2012
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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar
Dedo jadu ki chappi do, char
Aise hi kat jaye zindagi without any risk
Is umeed ke sath wish you a
Very Happy New Year
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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year.
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

SMS All New (Good Night)

Good Night

Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams.
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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!
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Deepak agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana
itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.
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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud Nite !
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Bindas sone ka,
Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka,
Boleto….. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.
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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte muje be neend ane lagi.
“Gud Nite”
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Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,
Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fenkte fenkte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi.
Good Night :)
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Raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai,
par dil main shore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost,
bina good night kahey so raha hai.
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Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
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Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Daikh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe be neend ane lagi.
“Good Night”
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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us
Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Good Night!
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Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night…!
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So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
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Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream…!
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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
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Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”

GoodNight
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Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night ..!
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Khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night
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Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun..
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DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night
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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
“AMMI BHOOT”
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X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”
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Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning“
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Chandani raat mein sone se pahele,
Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle,
Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,
Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu.
Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye.

SMS All New (Good Morning)

Good Morning

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
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It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.
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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....
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**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........
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**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!
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**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!
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**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!gm
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**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!
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**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!
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**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!
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**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!
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**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!
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**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!
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**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.
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**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.
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**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!
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**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't

SMS All New (Funny)

Funny

Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,
Phir?
Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.
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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK
“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”? :)
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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe
Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Fact of Life :
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”
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A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!
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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.
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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.
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Judge: Tumne ek hi raat main 7 jagah chori ki?
Chor: Jee sahab, main mehnat se jee nahi churata.
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An Elephant meets an Ant.
ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.
ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.
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ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…
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Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy
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U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono “NIKAMMAY”
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Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem
Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo…
Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.
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Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.
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Degrees of girls!
B.A. – Beautiful Angel
B.E. – Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. – Beautiful Structure
B.Com – Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. – Married But Awesome!
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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Delhi university
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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chetay ki speed
Or Hiran sa sundar roop de.
Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi.
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS

SMS All New (Friendship)

Friendship

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!!
But my heart always pain
when there is no reply from you..!!
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“FRIENDSHIP” is a SIM,
which has no activation charges.
Free incoming and outgoing
with roaming all over the world
and it’s validity “NEVER ENDs”…
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A Good Friend
Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t
Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …
It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …
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Some friends forget,
Some move away,
Some keep silent,
Some just change,
But I am not one of dem,
I remember my friends just for two moments!
“Now & Forever”.
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life is a “Five Star”,
Kind Star is Mother,
Action Star is Father,
Ultimate Star is Teacher,
Top Star is Lover and
THE SUPER STAR is Friend Like me.
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Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath…
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS.
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Ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga.
doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga,
door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k,
humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
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Kuch log haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain, Jinhe yad kar k dil khush hojata hai
Or jinko bhulana na mumkin hai, Ap unhi me se ek ka msg per rahay hain :)
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Heart is special word for love, Love is special word for care
Care is special word for friend, Friend is special word for you
And YOU are special for ME.
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One Injection of Trust,
One Tablet of care,
One Syrup of attention,
One Drip of understanding,
take 3 timez a day! Its all necessary 4 the health of our FRIENDSHIP!
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Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..
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Love is a hand watch, only one person can see the time.
But friendship is like a wall clock, every one can see the time.
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Every minute “God” blesses u,
every hour “God” protects u,
bcoz! every day I pray to “God”:
Banda “SWEET” hai zara extra khayal rakhna
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Friends should be like ZERO
When you try to Add, Subtract and Multiply they remain same.
But when you divide them, they become Infinity!!!
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Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
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The relation between one heart and another heart is called love, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called Friendship.
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Tumhara samne itne items hain
kabhi hamain bhi pick karo
hamaray pyar k icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo
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There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS
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God knows the value of Heart, so he make Love
God knows the value of Night, so he made Dreams
God knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to Me.
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If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME
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If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!
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Stars have 5 ends, Square have 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2 ends, But circle of our friendship has no end.
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I have noticed that being with you I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, then sun shines a little brighter… and life is so much sweeter :-)